BizwareMagic's Funny Quotes
Top 14 Funny Quotes & More...
"Warhol got it wrong, with the arrival of social media, in the future everyone will be an idiot for 15 minutes or more in some cases..." - Bizwaremagic.com
"Who died and made Google God? - Bizwaremagic.com"
"God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage. - Mark Twain"
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt"
"The problem with stealing quotes off the internet is you never know if they are genuine. ~ Abraham Lincoln."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up. ~ Will Rogers."
"A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves. ~ J. Robson Koenig."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~ Steve Martin."
"I started out with nothing... I still have most of it."
"Funny, I don't remember being absent minded."
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. ~ Will Rogers."
"Trump Is The New Smart. ~ Abraham Lincoln."
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Top 14 Funny Quotes. Here are some more favorite funny sayings. Please note, quotes have been vetted, but some attributions may be wrong or hard to determine who said them.
Life is too important to take seriously. ~ Oscar Wilde? Corky Siegel?
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi.
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything. ~ Abraham Lincoln
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. ~ H. H. Williams
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ~ Edgar Bergen
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. ~ Josh Billing
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. ~ Henry David Thoreau
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