{"id":2256,"date":"2017-02-16T06:59:30","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T13:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bizwaremagic.com\/weblog\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2018-12-01T16:26:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T23:26:49","slug":"rock-solid-life-advice-from-51-one-liners-found-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bizwaremagic.com\/weblog\/2017\/02\/16\/rock-solid-life-advice-from-51-one-liners-found-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock Solid Life Advice From 51 One-Liners Found on The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Bizwaremagic's<\/p>\n

(Which one of these 51 One-Liners applies most succinctly to your miserable life?)<\/b><\/p>\n

1. It\u2019s not the bullet that kills you, it\u2019s the hole.<\/p>\n

2. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.<\/p>\n

3. Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.<\/p>\n

4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you\u2019ve never tried before.<\/p>\n

5. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.<\/p>\n

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<\/p>\n

7. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.<\/p>\n

8. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.<\/p>\n

9. It\u2019s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don\u2019t say it.<\/p>\n

10. Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.<\/p>\n

11. If you don\u2019t care where you are, then you ain\u2019t lost.<\/p>\n

12. Unless you\u2019re the lead dog, the view never changes.<\/p>\n

13. If you do not say it, they can\u2019t repeat it.<\/p>\n

14. It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.<\/p>\n

15. Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.<\/p>\n

16. If you can\u2019t convince them, confuse them.<\/p>\n

17. No one is listening until you fart.<\/p>\n

18. Only dead fish go with the flow.<\/p>\n

19. A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.<\/p>\n

20. A hard thing about a business is minding your own.<\/p>\n

21. What if there were no hypothetical questions?<\/p>\n

22. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.<\/p>\n

23. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.<\/p>\n

24. Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.<\/p>\n

25. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.<\/p>\n

26. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you\u2019ll have trouble putting on your pants.<\/p>\n

27. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven\u2019t fallen asleep yet.<\/p>\n

28. Married men live longer than single men, but they\u2019re a lot more willing to die.<\/p>\n

29. Beauty is only skin deep\u2026 but ugly goes all the way to the bone!<\/p>\n

30. The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common \u201cenemy\u201d.<\/p>\n

31. Going to church doesn\u2019t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.<\/p>\n

32. With a calendar, your days are numbered.<\/p>\n

33. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<\/p>\n

34. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.<\/p>\n

35. If it\u2019s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?<\/p>\n

36. Life\u2019s like a bird, it\u2019s pretty cute until it shits on your head.<\/p>\n

37. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.<\/p>\n

38. At certain times, any one of us may be depriving some poor village of its idiot.<\/p>\n

39. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/p>\n

40. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.<\/p>\n

41. Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.<\/p>\n

42. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.<\/p>\n

43. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won\u2019t expect it back.<\/p>\n

44. The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.<\/p>\n

45. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.<\/p>\n

46. Everyone has the right to be stupid, just don’t abuse the privilege.<\/p>\n

47. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<\/p>\n

48. There are no winners in life\u2026 only survivors.<\/p>\n

49. Strangers have the best candy.<\/p>\n

50. Trust but verify.<\/p>\n

and Never Forget…<\/p>\n

51. If the world didn\u2019t suck, we\u2019d all fall off. <\/p>\n

\"Bizwaremagic's<\/p>\n

To get more quotable quotes just click here<\/a> or visit our Pinterest Board entitled “Quotes To Get You Thinking”<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Titus Hoskins<\/a>
\nwww.bizwaremagic.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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