BizwareMagic’sCOVID19 Quotes & Memes
Most Popular BizwareMagic COVID-19 Quotes, Jokes & Memes – PLEASE ENJOY & SHARE
These are some of most shared Coronavirus quotes and memes from BizwarMagic. While Covid-19 is an extremely serious pandemic which has caused havoc and heartbreak around the world – the light-hearted content here in no way diminishes that fact. Nor are we in any way poking fun at the unfortunate souls who have paid the ultimate price in this crisis.
In dire times, humor and comedy has always been coping mechanisms to help lighten the struggle or daily burden faced by millions around the world. We firmly believe laughter is often the last defense against any adversity – including this one.
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TROUBLE SOCIAL DISTANCING – JUST REMEMBER THIS: When 6 feet is too close to hide your ugly* face, you must wear a mask.
Keep in mind, even during a pandemic, no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit.
The dumbest thing I’ve ever purchased was a 2020 planner.
There is only one thing worse than facing life alone; facing death alone. Please wear a mask. ~ BizwareMagic
So far, 2020 has been as useful as a knitted condom.
LMMO – LAUGHING MY MASK OFF.
Buckle Up Buttercup
Brand New COVID19 Guideline: Run for your life, there are stupid people everywhere.
WOW! I do admire your mindset. To go against all the Doctors, Health Professionals, Scientists… in the world and say they’re wrong about wearing masks to help stop the spread of this deadly virus… takes some guts if not brains.
Later in 2020… OK, Run This By Me Again, Humans Are The Superior Species. That’s A Trick Question Right?
CALM DOWN EVERYONE! Walmart’s just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your PAJAMAS!
Seeing all the Anti-Maskers reminds me of the Flat-Earthers. No matter how many “Hissy Fits” you throw, the earth is still round and wearing a mask still helps prevent the spread of this deadly virus.
In The Coming Days
Me after Day 41 in the 2nd Lockdown screaming at the TV: “For Goodness Sake, Just Wear The Bloody Mask, Pretend It’s Halloween.
Coronavirus Tip #2460. Under your mask, all day long, you can mouth your swear words of choice to someone’s face and they won’t even know it.
Being dumb I can live with, being dead – not so much. My response to anyone who thinks wearing masks and social distancing is dumb.
This silly pandemic has me so paranoid, even the voices in my head are social distancing.
My COVID-19 Video
2020 Total Crap. Would Not Recommend.
Everyone says we need to experience some bad times in order to truly appreciate the good times. Can’t wait to see what 2020 is preparing us for – it must be spectacular beyond belief.
So far 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a dinosaur.
GOOD OLD DAYS… …when this was all that Corona meant.
Best Quotes For Hard Times
Just by seeing how some folks wear their masks, I now fully understand why contraception fails.
This pandemic did come with a few silver linings…
Listen up. Could y’all just please follow the government’s instructions …
Silly You! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay.
Common sense is as common as dancing vampires in the mid-day sun.
I swear we are fighting two pandemics: Coronavirus and Stupidity.
Day 7 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.
Don’t Be A Maskhole, Wear A Mask.
I still can’t believe people’s survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.
You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life doesn’t really change that much.
If only Patient Zero had worn a mask, the world probably wouldn’t be in this mess. Just something to think about if you decide not to wear one.
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