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BizwareMagic’s Real Facts of Life

BizwareMagic’s Real FACTS of Life No One Tells You

Facts of Life Quotes

Growing up will simply be a very long slow process of becoming your parents.

To find your own path in life, you must first start walking.

Life owes you nothing, the sooner you learn this fact, the happier you will be.

Sex will be the most enjoyable part of your life, unfortunately the majority of it will be self-service.

Relationships will define, enrich and sustain your life – choose wisely.

Hang with the devil too long and you’ll get a taste for hell.

In life, it doesn’t matter how many natural gifts you’re given, it’s whether or not you use them that counts.

Unless you work for yourself, the amount of income you earn will directly correlate to how brown your nose becomes.

Pleasing everyone will be extremely easy if you have no self-respect.

Never become anyone’s pawn unless they can make you queen.

With the advent of social media everyone (including you) will be an idiot for 15 seconds, much more in most cases.

Karma is a real thing and it will happen to you – so proceed with caution.

Learn early that life throws curve-balls, often the reach will be the grasp – the journey the destination.

Your mind will be your most powerful weapon, but only if you load it with the truth.

Growing old will be as much fun as rolling around in a bed of broken glass – naked.

Falling in love will send your heart racing, your head spinning and if you’re not careful, your bank account into total free-fall.

Getting so drunk/stoned that you pass out will be somewhat amusing unless you end up in the amateur section of a major porn site.

In every stage of your life, having true friends will be mission critical.

Happiness can be found in material things but only if you have someone to share them with.

The hardest thing to learn in life will be how to laugh at yourself with a straight face.

Your whole life will happen in one place and one place only – your mind.

Growing up will never be as easy as growing old – everyone does the latter, few the former.

Watching a loved one die will be the hardest thing you will ever do in your life.

Your life will be made up of moments: joyous moments, silly moments, life-changing moments, regrettable moments… embrace them all.

It’s never about how far you go in life that counts, but how many times you stopped to enjoy the view.

If you believe you’re a genius but can’t spell it – you’re probably not one.

It all begins and ends in a bed so change your sheets often.

                             ~ BizwareMagic

            
OH And Good Luck – You’re Going To Need It Every Second Of Your Life.

BizwareMagic COVID-19 Humor & Quotes

BizwareMagic’sCOVID19 Quotes & Memes

Most Popular BizwareMagic COVID-19 Quotes, Jokes & Memes – PLEASE ENJOY & SHARE

BizwareMagic's Covid Humor Quote Pin

These are some of most shared Coronavirus quotes and memes from BizwarMagic. While Covid-19 is an extremely serious pandemic which has caused havoc and heartbreak around the world – the light-hearted content here in no way diminishes that fact. Nor are we in any way poking fun at the unfortunate souls who have paid the ultimate price in this crisis.

In dire times, humor and comedy has always been coping mechanisms to help lighten the struggle or daily burden faced by millions around the world. We firmly believe laughter is often the last defense against any adversity – including this one.

Please Note – This site believes in following all health advice/guidance from Health Official and Scientists. In the content below we promote Social Distancing, Staying at least 6 feet (2 Meters) apart and Wearing a Mask in confined quarters or when mandated, Regular Hand Washing and Proper Hygiene – all to help fight the spread of this relentless virus. Regardless of your personal beliefs, we recommend anyone reading this to do the same – mainly out of kindness towards yourself, the people around you and your loved ones.

Thank You.
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BizwareMagic's Social Distancing Quote Pin

TROUBLE SOCIAL DISTANCING – JUST REMEMBER THIS: When 6 feet is too close to hide your ugly* face, you must wear a mask.

BizwareMagic's Chocolate Quote Pin

Keep in mind, even during a pandemic, no matter how much chocolate you eat, your earrings will still fit.

BizwareMagic's Dumbest Thing Quote Pin

The dumbest thing I’ve ever purchased was a 2020 planner.

BizwareMagic's Facing Life Quote Pin

There is only one thing worse than facing life alone; facing death alone. Please wear a mask. ~ BizwareMagic


BizwareMagic's Knitted Quote Pin

So far, 2020 has been as useful as a knitted condom.

BizwareMagic's LMMO Quote Pin

LMMO – LAUGHING MY MASK OFF.

Buckle Up Buttercup


BizwareMagic's Covid Guideline Quote Pin

Brand New COVID19 Guideline: Run for your life, there are stupid people everywhere.

BizwareMagic's Mindset Quote Pin

WOW! I do admire your mindset. To go against all the Doctors, Health Professionals, Scientists… in the world and say they’re wrong about wearing masks to help stop the spread of this deadly virus… takes some guts if not brains.

BizwareMagic's Superior Species Quote Pin

Later in 2020… OK, Run This By Me Again, Humans Are The Superior Species. That’s A Trick Question Right?

BizwareMagic's Walmart Quote Pin

CALM DOWN EVERYONE! Walmart’s just asking you to wear a mask. You can still wear your PAJAMAS!

BizwareMagic's Hissy Fits Pin

Seeing all the Anti-Maskers reminds me of the Flat-Earthers. No matter how many “Hissy Fits” you throw, the earth is still round and wearing a mask still helps prevent the spread of this deadly virus.

In The Coming Days

BizwareMagic's Bloody Mask Quote Pin

Me after Day 41 in the 2nd Lockdown screaming at the TV: “For Goodness Sake, Just Wear The Bloody Mask, Pretend It’s Halloween.

BizwareMagic's Corona Tip Quote Pin

Coronavirus Tip #2460. Under your mask, all day long, you can mouth your swear words of choice to someone’s face and they won’t even know it.

BizwareMagic's Being Dead Quote Pin

Being dumb I can live with, being dead – not so much. My response to anyone who thinks wearing masks and social distancing is dumb.

BizwareMagic's Paranoid Quote Pin

This silly pandemic has me so paranoid, even the voices in my head are social distancing.

My COVID-19 Video

BizwareMagic's 2020 Quote Pin

2020 Total Crap. Would Not Recommend.

BizwareMagic's Prepare Quote Pin

Everyone says we need to experience some bad times in order to truly appreciate the good times. Can’t wait to see what 2020 is preparing us for – it must be spectacular beyond belief.

BizwareMagic's 2020 Street Quote Pin

So far 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a dinosaur.

BizwareMagic's Corona Quote Pin

GOOD OLD DAYS… …when this was all that Corona meant.

Best Quotes For Hard Times

BizwareMagic's Contraception Quote Pin

Just by seeing how some folks wear their masks, I now fully understand why contraception fails.

BizwareMagic's Silver Linings Quote Pin

This pandemic did come with a few silver linings…

BizwareMagic's Listen Up Quote Pin

Listen up. Could y’all just please follow the government’s instructions …

BizwareMagic's Silly You Quote Pin

Silly You! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can’t sit and stay.

BizwareMagic's Common Sense Quote Pin

Common sense is as common as dancing vampires in the mid-day sun.

BizwareMagic's I Swear Quote Pin

I swear we are fighting two pandemics: Coronavirus and Stupidity.

BizwareMagic's Spider Quote Pin

Day 7 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.

BizwareMagic's Maskhole Quote Pin

Don’t Be A Maskhole, Wear A Mask.

BizwareMagic's Toilet Paper Quote Pin

I still can’t believe people’s survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.

BizwareMagic's Anti-social Quote Pin

You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life doesn’t really change that much.

BizwareMagic's Patient Zero Quote Pin

If only Patient Zero had worn a mask, the world probably wouldn’t be in this mess. Just something to think about if you decide not to wear one.

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Bizwaremagic Launches Its First Viral Marketing Campaign

Bizwaremagic Launches Its First Viral Marketing Campaign
(And Needs Your Help!)

These days they say everything should be viral – including one’s promotion and marketing. More essential, because of the ever-increasing importance of social media, webmasters and online promoters should not ignore this viral element in their campaigns. Instead, the experts suggest because of the nature of the Internet, viral marketing/promotion should be embraced and even exploited.

Easier said than done.

Getting an image, video or web content to go viral is extremely difficult. It’s like trying to read human nature and then having all the cards fall into place. One never knows what will catch a browser’s attention and compel that said viewer or reader to share your content.

Short of cute talking kittens and sneezing pandas, creating a viral campaign of any kind is an “iffy” business. Combine this tricky feat with marketing and one is entering a virtual minefield – no pun intended. Chances are extremely high your so-called viral content may just stay static, and the only place it will go viral is in your own mind.

However, life would be no fun if everything was easy to do. And we would all be heroes or at least heroes for just one day as the song goes!

Actually, years ago, I did have a web page go viral. Well, in this case, it delivered some extra 70k visitors to my site in one day. Guess that was a viral event, one of my site’s articles was featured on the front page of Digg.com, and many sites picked it up or linked to it. This so-called viral event gave me a good chance to study this kind of web traffic, and I naturally wrote an article about it located here.

Usually, viral content has to appeal strongly to the emotions, the absurd or the funny bone. It this content can quickly capture a strong sentiment or belief – it has a much better chance of being “liked and shared” in the many different social media sites – with Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Google+ being the major venues.

In my modest opinion, this viral content must also have a strong visual element or appeal. Catching eyeballs is the name of the game. Strong visual images are needed to catch the attention of these eyeballs as they scroll news feeds at ever increasing speeds. It’s all about the hook.

This year I am creating some (hopefully) viral content around Black Friday. This campaign will consist of different images/banners/content revolving around this annual shopping holiday/frenzy that happens on the Friday after Thanksgiving in the States. This shopping event and the days surrounding it (including Cyber Monday) has become an important revenue generator for many merchants – online and in the real world.

As an online marketer, it also has been proven to be my most lucrative time to market on the web. Some may find the emphasis on marketing to be somewhat crass but doing affiliate marketing allows me the freedom to create content and have fun on the web. Don’t knock it until you have tried it.

However, I find it’s a delicate balance, so I try to supply valuable/helpful content along with all those affiliate links to soften the blow. Information first, selling later. Nobody likes the hard-sell, including myself.

So with all this in mind, this year I thought I would try some humor with my marketing. I am also exploring the whole hashtag field with the “#blackfriday = #theshoppingdead” idea. Many people have come to hate the whole concept of Black Friday with all its heavy-handed commercialism and mindless buying frenzy. I do believe we all become “the shopping dead” around this time – bouncing from one great deal to the next. Most of us do lose our brains in the process.

Black Friday - The Shopping Dead

I am a huge fan of AMC’s The Walking Dead, and it has become an integral part of popular culture. Here I am making an editorial comparison between it and the frenzied buying associated with these shopping holidays. Might be unfair criticism or parody, but it perfectly symbolizes the brainless consumerism associated with Black Friday.

Regardless, I am also featuring this whole “don’t go brainless” concept with the promotion of my own buying guides I have on my sites – especially the Laptop Buyer’s Guide and the Corporate Business Gifts Guide which have always proven popular during the Holiday Season. Granted, I have always heavily promoted during Black Friday/Cyber Monday and will do so again this year.

Download Our Free Laptop Buyer's Checklist PDF


Do Not Go Brainless Into That Good Store

Corporate Business Gifts - The Shopping Dead


4 Nifty Ways To Find The Best Online Deals

4 Nifty Ways To Find The Best Online Deals

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Titus Hoskins
www.bizwaremagic.com

Amazon Holiday Gift Guides - The Shopping Dead

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