BizwareMagic’s Real FACTS of Life No One Tells You
Growing up will simply be a very long slow process of becoming your parents.
To find your own path in life, you must first start walking.
Life owes you nothing, the sooner you learn this fact, the happier you will be.
Sex will be the most enjoyable part of your life, unfortunately the majority of it will be self-service.
Relationships will define, enrich and sustain your life – choose wisely.
Hang with the devil too long and you’ll get a taste for hell.
In life, it doesn’t matter how many natural gifts you’re given, it’s whether or not you use them that counts.
Unless you work for yourself, the amount of income you earn will directly correlate to how brown your nose becomes.
Pleasing everyone will be extremely easy if you have no self-respect.
Never become anyone’s pawn unless they can make you queen.
With the advent of social media everyone (including you) will be an idiot for 15 seconds, much more in most cases.
Karma is a real thing and it will happen to you – so proceed with caution.
Learn early that life throws curve-balls, often the reach will be the grasp – the journey the destination.
Your mind will be your most powerful weapon, but only if you load it with the truth.
Growing old will be as much fun as rolling around in a bed of broken glass – naked.
Falling in love will send your heart racing, your head spinning and if you’re not careful, your bank account into total free-fall.
Getting so drunk/stoned that you pass out will be somewhat amusing unless you end up in the amateur section of a major porn site.
In every stage of your life, having true friends will be mission critical.
Happiness can be found in material things but only if you have someone to share them with.
The hardest thing to learn in life will be how to laugh at yourself with a straight face.
Your whole life will happen in one place and one place only – your mind.
Growing up will never be as easy as growing old – everyone does the latter, few the former.
Watching a loved one die will be the hardest thing you will ever do in your life.
Your life will be made up of moments: joyous moments, silly moments, life-changing moments, regrettable moments… embrace them all.
It’s never about how far you go in life that counts, but how many times you stopped to enjoy the view.
If you believe you’re a genius but can’t spell it – you’re probably not one.
It all begins and ends in a bed so change your sheets often.
~ BizwareMagic
OH And Good Luck – You’re Going To Need It Every Second Of Your Life.
